As you all know, I just spent the last 6 weeks in Thailand. I have a friend that works for an airline, and through her connections and a lot of luck, I managed to get a first class ticket on my flight to Japan. One word for you............... RIDICULOUS!!!! First of all there was only 10 people in our whole cabin, and there are only 4 seats per row across the whole plane. I started off with what felt like a 10 course meal, and ate for at least 2 hours straight. You don't have to watch the same movies that economy has, instead you get to choose whatever movies you want from a bin and watch them on your own personal player. I felt like a kid at Disney world trying to take everything in because I didn't know the next time I would get to be back. But my favorite part of it all was the fact that my seat turned into a bed............

I was in Hawaii a few months ago and decided to go to the zoo. I saw tigers, turtles, and monkeys, but the most interesting thing i saw was some komodo dragons mating.

The male started with a feast of rats. I guess in komodo land they are an aphrodisiac.

A female came onto the scene and the male swiftly made his move.

Komodo baby making.

I guess they are not into spooning. They went their separate ways.

This day will go down in history as the most educational zoo visit ever.

This is way late, but better late than never. As you all know, I have been living in Australia for the last year, and every year when November comes around there is a huge fundraiser called MOVEMBER that raises funds and awareness for men's health . Basically if you are a dude, you grow a stache for the whole month, and get people to sponsor it. Check out the webstite http://www.movember.com . It is a really great cause that more people should be involved in.

Needless to say, I could not pass up the oppurtunity to grow a dirty stache .(my apologies if you rock a mo the other 335 days of the year) I started with a beard and then Edward Scissorhanded (yes it's a word) it into this.............

The good old handlebar mustache. It's no Tom Sellick, but I impressed myself with the growth. It felt odd at first, but then i went to the store to buy some food, and saw about 7 other dudes rocking the handlebar. I had never met any of them in my life, but we nodded at each other when we passed. Kind of like when a Harley passes a Harley.....but maybe not that cool. Anyway, I had a lot of fun growing it, and seeing all of the other guys walking around the city with moes. It is catching on globally, so I challenge you to grow a mo next Movember.  

I have to thank my friend Reid for killing about a week of my life by showing me these videos. This may not be for everyone, but i was on the floor in tears after watching this guys videos. Enjoy! 

I went on a little vacation over the weekend, and I got stung by a "Blue Bottle" jellyfish.

After the stinging went down I got to watch this beautiful sunset. I'd say it was worth it.

The only funny thing about the dentist.

Here is a comment from my myspace page that made my day,

"I added your song, and just love it! I listen to it every time I get in a downer. I am in the process of moving and putting my handicapped daughter (18) into a care home. I don't know where I am going, but with your song, Getting away anywhere right now will put me on the top looking down! Thank you. Maybe I will come out to Ausie ????? Hummm :) Ya never know!"

JB

This little girl is hilarious, and has some serious potential.

PETER PAN
Beautiful soul, 4 years old
With a smile that can warm the coldest cold
I love the way that she sees the world
Through the deep blue eyes on a little girl
And when she walks me to the door
I say I love you and she says I love you more
But I gotta go, I need you to know, so remember this

CHORUS
Don’t ever grow up don’t ever get old
Follow your heart wherever you go
It will never steer you wrong,
Sing this song, think of me, and stay innocent

If I could fly like Peter Pan
I would take you away to Neverland
We would always be young, do what we want
I’d never have to say goodbye to you
But that’s just not the way it works
You don’t know how much it hurts
If you only remember one thing, please remember this

CHORUS

I know the days go by so fast, I just hope these memories last
You’ll know exactly who I am
Pretty soon you’ll be calling me, talking about your family
And we’ll reminisce about Peter Pan, and I’ll say

CHORUS

ST. PETER
I knew the day would come when I’d walk into the light
I never thought I’d be this young, but I guess tonight’s the night
I’m gonna miss my family, man I wish I had more time
I should have done the things I wanted to do before I got into this line
A million other people trying to get to the same place
What am I going to say when I see St. Peter’s face?

CHORUS
I know I’m not the greatest man, but I did the best I can
I tried to live an honest life, but then again I’m just a man
If you can find it in your heart, to let me through to the other side
I want to see the streets of gold, and the angels in the sky

This line goes on for miles, I guess I’ll be here for a while
I’m just standing here waiting, and It feels like I’m on trial
There’s no judge or jury, just a man and a pearly gate
Heaven is on the other side, and this man’s going to seal my fate
There’s way too much at stake, So I better build my case
What am I going to say when I see St Peter’s face?

CHORUS